Hello comrade piggy! here is the latest news from our departments of homeland security and justice. Although the item reported may appear unsavory, Comrade Bush and Comrade Cheney and Comrade Paulson assure me that this action is in the national interest. And who am I (or you!) to question them?
Oink! Oink!
The Mueller Report could be literally nothing but a narration of already-public facts that have been sworn to under oath, confirmed in guilty pleas, or supported by physical documents and it would be far more damning than conservative twitter triumphalism currently imagines.
“A 9-year-old United States citizen was detained at a Southern California border checkpoint for more than 30 hours this week while the authorities said they worked to verify her identity.” She had her passport.
https://t.co/zif319IND9 via @nytimes
This guy is never going to make it out of jail.
🔥Prosecutors assert that Paul Manafort may be trying to keep $1,000,000 he agreed to forfeit for his financial crimes, allegedly via a fake loan from a mysterious shell company (Woodlawn LLC).🤨
Paulie Walnuts can’t stop “criming,” even BEHIND BARS‼️
https://t.co/YHHZ1FS7Ck
This is inconsistent with known facts, starting with Trump’s request that Comey not prosecute Flynn. Whether there was proof beyond a reasonable doubt is a different issue than what we observed with our own eyes and ears. https://t.co/Sm4PbE7yCh
