Wetmachineshop

Welcome to the Wetmachineshop! Here's where you can plunk down your hard earned cash and get John's books in dead tree format. Remember, some day the Overmind may decide to delete all ebooks it doesn't find appealing. Then you'll be glad you have your permanent offline paper copy!

If you would prefer to order by check, please use this form.

Creation Science Pre-order

By John Sundman

Creation Science is a technothriller about designer DNA, brain hacking & mind control, computer viruses and biological viruses, fundamentalism and anti-science, transhumanism and hypercapitalism and other modern delusions, conspiracy, duplicity, double-crosses, dispensational Christian fascism, misunderstandings, confusions, car crashes, megalomaniacal villains (in and out of government), explosions, gunplay, Russian Mafias, neuroscience, coincidence, mysterious islands not far from Cape Cod, information theory, disease cowboys in Central Africa looking for the cause of Lassa Fever in the 1970's, Jane's Addiction, Mission of Burma, love, regret, remorse, nostalgia and sex.

Now accepting pre-orders for an anticipated publication date in late spring of 2010.

$15.00 (including shipping to U.S. & Canada and Mexico)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)
$20.00 Creation Science preorder (including shipping outside North America)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)

The Pains

By John Damien Sundman, Illustrations by Cheeseburger Brown.

Let's say you're the Savior, Fred Christ. Would you want your frozen head to be reanimated in 1984?

A lavishly illustrated novella that marries Orwell, Cheney, and chaos theory.

$16.75 (including shipping to U.S. & Canada and Mexico)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)
$22.00 The Pains (including shipping outside North America)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)

Cheap Complex Devices

By John Compton Sundman

Computers can play chess as well as any grandmaster. They can diagnose cancer as well as any oncologist, find oil as well as any seismologist. But can they do that most human of all activities: can they tell a story? Read Cheap Complex Devices and find out.

A perfect-bound paperback, 108 pages, 6" x 9". Printed on 60 lb. opaque white paper, with gloss-varnished cover.

$11.00 Cheap Complex Devices - (including shipping in U.S.A, Mexico and Canada)	Inscription (leave blank for just the editor's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)
$18.00 Cheap Complex Devices (including shipping outside North America)	Inscription (leave blank for just the editor's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)

Acts of the Apostles

By John F.X. Sundman

As the American led forces assemble in Saudi Arabia for the largest military operation since Normandy, computer chip designer Todd Griffith discovers a secret function buried within the Kali computer chip. That night, he is shot in his bed.

Buy Acts of the Apostles using Paypal, and the author will personally sign your copy with your choice of inscription!

A perfect-bound paperback, 360 pages, 6" x 9". Printed on 60 lb. opaque white paper, with gloss-varnished cover.

$15.00 Acts of the Apostles (including shipping in U.S.A, Mexico, and Canada)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)
$22.00 Acts of the Apostles (including shipping outside North America)	Inscription (leave blank for just the author's signature. Write "null" if you want an unsigned book.)

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